Cinema Bros’ Top 12 TV Episodes of 2017

We mainly focus on films on the Cinema Bros Podcast, but we wanted to recognize what a great year 2017 was for television. While we didn’t see everything – In this age of “Peak TV” there is just too much sometimes – there were many individual episodes that struck a chord with us over the course of the year. An episode is just one part of a bigger whole when it comes to TV but, rather than run the risk of spoiling entire seasons for those that may have not seen them yet, we have decided to highlight our favorite individual episodes from the year. So, in no particular order, here are our favorite television episodes from 2017:


Game of Thrones (S7) – “The Spoils of War”

By Jake

For a series laden with the constant, looming threat of warfare, the viewer sees very little of the actual battlefield in Game of Thrones. This is largely driven by logistics – it takes millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to construct a Thrones battle sequence. Wisely, the showrunners have chosen to make this show about its characters and their interactions with one another. Since it’s very first season Thrones has upended genre convention by largely being a show in which people talk to each other in an assortment of different rooms. Once or twice a season, however, Thrones fans are given a gigantic battle set-piece. “Blackwater,” “The Watchers on the Wall,” “Hardhome,” and the magnificent “Battle of the Bastards” established Thrones as a show that can deliver one hell of a battle sequence. “The Spoils of War” is now added to that list of seriously epic battles in Game of Thrones lore.

What comes before the battle in this episode is largely forgotten once the clash begins. The plot necessarily moves along up to the point at which we are introduced to one of the most satisfying and unforeseen bouts in Game of Thrones history. As the Lannister army prepares its final caravan to leave Highgarden with supplies, a faint sound is heard in the distance. As the earth shakes, Jaime and Bronn realize that Daenerys has mounted a full-on attack with her Dothraki horde – followed by Dany herself on the back of the mighty Drogon. What follows is nothing short of masterful skill and attention to filmmaking detail. The director, Matt Shakman, has referenced films such as Stagecoach, Apocalypse Now, and Saving Private Ryan as inspirations for this battle sequence, and it shows…big time. The end result is one of the best-ever episodes of Game of Thrones and one of the greatest battles ever seen on television.


Brooklyn Nine-Nine (S4) – “Moo Moo”

By Sam

Brooklyn 99 is a hilarious show and it never fails to make me laugh, but buried beneath this outright hilarity is a need to inform. This is a show that from its very start tried to comment on the difficulties facing the homosexual community as much as possible. This season, the delightfully titled “Moo Moo” deals with a similarly tough topic: racism.

Terry Crews’ character, SGT Jeffords, is stopped by a white police officer while walking through his home neighborhood. He is only let off the hook when he is able to prove that he is also a police officer. This sets up a few different encounters that really pave the way for this episode’s most brilliant moments. The most painful of these moments is when Jefford’s daughters ask their babysitters (Andy Samberg and Melissa Fumero) if it is “bad to be black.” Jeffords himself also has significantly difficult discussions with his police chief Raymond Holt. Holt, who is also a black man, believes he is doing the right thing by stopping Jeffords from complaining about the incident in order to save his career. In the end Holt realizes that if not for this moment why else did he rise to the rank of captain. The ending, for a comedy, is not happy. Nothing is wrapped up in a neat little bow. But that is what makes this episode a standout for the series. It recognizes the problem, puts it out there in accessible terms, and hopes that someone will start on the path to fixing it.  


Room 104 – “The Internet”

By Joe

I don’t know if you can even call “The Internet” an episode. Like all of the Duplass brothers’ Room 104, it is essentially a short film and the only connection to the other entries in the series is that it is set in Room 104 of a motel. And is what makes the entire series so incredibly compelling and allows for such a beautiful work of art as “The Internet” to exist.

Directed by long-time cinematographer Doug Emmett and starring Karan Soni in the best performance I have ever seen from him, “The Internet” tells the story of a young man in the 90s on the verge of a big meeting with a book publisher trying to instruct his mother on how to send him an email. After rushing into his motel room and excitedly telling his mother about the meeting, he realizes he forgot his laptop at home, and thus the book he was going to pitch at the meeting. He then tries to walk his mother through sending him a copy of the book over email, a process that is hampered by the fact that she has never used a computer.

What I love about “The Internet” is that, much like the Duplass’ other works, it starts from a very relatable, uncomfortably funny place and then goes to extremely emotional places from there. Through a powerhouse of a performance from Karan Soni (And an equally impressive voice performance from Poorna Jagannathan as his mother), the episode tackles so much. We see the frustration of trying to explain a process you know extremely well to a parent who knows nothing about it, we see Soni’s character realize his mother’s true love for him even as he is furious with her, and we also see how sometimes destruction is a necessary part of creation. Much like another piece of art I saw this year (Lady Bird), “The Internet” will make you want to call your mother and thank her for all she’s done for you. Beautifully captured and expertly performed, “The Internet” is a representation of the best that television can bring us and it left me completely broken and thankful for the love I have received.


Broadchurch (S3) – “Episode 5”

By Sam

I started this British crime drama mainly to get a sense of what kind of actress Jodie Whittaker is, seeing as how she will soon be taking up the mantle of The Doctor in Doctor Who. I had heard good things about Broadchurch and the rest of the cast is spectacular so I knew it would at least be an interesting watch. What I didn’t expect was that this would be one of the most beautifully shot and ridiculously relevant shows I would see all year. This is especially true of its third season which shifts its focus to the problems of sexual assault and rape.

There are so many subjects and situations that this season shines a light on of which I was completely oblivious. The most heartbreaking of these is the difficulty that victims of rape have in assisting in the investigation of their rape. The first four episodes of season three show the pain that the character Trish goes through in even remembering the events that led up to her assault. Episode five serves as both a turning point for the show and as another example of the trauma these women go through. A new victim of possibly the same man reveals herself to the police. The difference here is that she has waited two whole years to tell anyone about what happened to her. Towards the end of her testimony she reveals that she sees it as her fault that Trish was raped since she chose not to talk. Trish and another rape victim also echo this sentiment that they are somehow to blame for what has happened to them.

With sexual harassment and assault so prevalent in our minds right now I feel that the third season of Broadchurch is amazingly relevant. It pinpoints the problems in the system but it also shows that there are good people trying to help in many different ways.


 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S12) – “Hero or Hate Crime?”

By Jake

In a series that has long hung its metaphorical hat on shock and awe offensiveness, “Hero or Hate Crime?” finds Sunny going all in. The premise is simple: each member of the Gang are outside doing typical Gang things. Dee drops a scratcher lotto ticket and Mac sees it blowing down the sidewalk. Rushing to get it, Mac finds himself under a piano being hoisted into a building. As the rope breaks and the piano begins to fall, Frank yells out a homophobic slur to get Mac’s attention. Mac narrowly escapes death, but the philosophical conundrum has been planted – and the Gang certainly won’t skip an opportunity to cash in.

Working with three different arbiters over the course of 17 hours, and using a few more common slurs for black people, gay people, and women throughout the episode, the Gang wants to know the answer to one question: who gets the lotto ticket? This simple focal point is Sunny at it’s finest. It’s merely peripheral that Frank used an offensive slur to get Mac’s attention. At the peak of their despicable natures, they just want to know who gets the money. Money, by the way, that may not even exist – the lotto ticket is unscratched. What ensues is a cringe-worthy yet relevant episode of comedy gold. As far as I’m concerned, the team behind Sunny can keep making new episodes forever if they are anything like the episodes contained in Season 12.


Bojack Horseman (S4) – “Time’s Arrow”

By Sam

I started Bojack Horseman for no other reason than I had run out of other things to watch and I randomly happened upon it on Netflix. Now, after four seasons, I am so happy that I started this incredible show. From the very beginning it was doing some astounding things with animation and diving into subjects that no cartoon show about an anthropomorphic horse should be expected to.

Season four’s penultimate episode dives deeper than most before it. It follows Beatrice, Bojack’s mother, who up until this point in the show has been a side character used to show why Bojack ended up as cynical and uncaring as he did. The twist here is that Beatrice is in the late stages of dementia so we follow her on a visually confusing trip down memory lane. This trip includes her childhood, the year she met Bojack’s father, and her life raising Bojack and having to live with a husband she no longer loves. The animator’s outdid themselves in this episode by creating the terrifyingly bizarre world of a dementia riddled mind. Anyone of too small of note in her memories is given a blank white slate for a face. The coloring and lighting of the episode changes to depict whether the memory was happy or sad. The writing on signs and doors is in constant flux showing the indecision in her mind of how her life actually happened. It is an altogether jarring experience, but there is a sad beauty beneath it all. We finally see who this character is and by the end of the episode, in a way, so does Bojack.


Dear White People – “Chapter V”

By Joe

Not only was “Chapter V” of Dear White People a deeply affecting episode in an incredible show, but it also contained the most emotionally resonant shot of any show I watched all year. That shot is the image you see above: The image of Reggie (Marque Richardson), a fierce activist for black rights shaken to his very core after being yet another victim of police violence.

I could have honestly chosen almost any episode in the debut season of Justin Simien’s Dear White People. It is a show that is filled with so many incredible performances, biting commentary on the black and queer experience, visually sumptuous images and it tackles the issues brought forward by looking at them from different perspectives. What makes “Chapter V” so special is it is our first glimpse of Reggie’s perspective, it is directed by Academy Award winner Barry Jenkins and it tackles one of the most talked-about topics when it comes to race in America: Police violence against non-white people. What Simien and Jenkins do in showing a fearless, proud man become the victim staring down the barrel of a gun is heartbreaking, powerful and an episode of television I won’t soon forget.


Orange is the New Black (S5) – “Sing it, White Effie”

By Jake

Orange is the New Black has been pushing the boundaries of television since it began in 2013. It’s also a show that is constantly recreating itself – it never fails to surprise in profound and deeply relevant ways. Season five takes place during a prison riot following the death of a black inmate and thus records some of the most urgent social commentary in television/film of last year. It comes as no coincidence that 2017, the year in which this season was released, was a year marred by racism, sexual assault revelations, and the continued disproportionate incarceration and killing of people of color in the United States.

In both its flashbacks and present-day events, this episode is a constant reminder of white privilege and the suppression of minority voices. In flashbacks, we see a young Janae Watson visit a wealthy, white private school that may allow her to attend because of her high marks and intelligence. Upon touring the theater auditorium, Janae witnesses a young, white girl audition for a part in a Dreamgirls production as the character Effie. Janae (and the viewer) hear the white character sing a nauseating rendition of “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going”- originally recorded by a black singer. Janae’s eyes fill with angry tears, for good reason.

The finest moment of this episode, however, is delivered by the fan-favorite Taystee. Agreeing to release the celebrity inmate, Judy King, Taystee and company are advised to let King – notably white – do the talking for them. They exit the prison with King, who begins to give a statement. Taystee begins to shake her head “no” and steps forward. What unfolds before the viewer is one of the most impassioned, powerful, and relevant speeches about the suppression of black pain and injustice that I have ever heard; it brought tears to my eyes. For Taystee, this is real. Her friend was the inmate that was killed prior to Season five, and Danielle Brooks’ portrayal of Taystee makes you feel her loss and anger in your bones. As such, Orange is the New Black remains essential television as social commentary. With current events as of late, showrunner Jenji Kohan shouldn’t have much trouble picking what she wants to tackle next.


Legion – “Chapter 4”

By Sam

From the very beginning Legion was a trippy and wonderful delight. From the random man camouflaged against a bush (which has yet to be explained) to the French dance number appearing out of nowhere in the first episode (not the only dance sequence in the season), this was one of the most insane viewing experiences I have had in a while. I knew that this show was something special from the beginning but “Chapter 4” really solidified that for me.

The very first visual in this episode is actor Jemaine Clement in a yellow leisure suit against a icy blue background. This in itself was surprising, not only because of the astounding array of colors and textures in the shot, but also because I had no idea Clement was even in the show. They use him perfectly. He proceeds to start rambling about philosophy quotes, children’s stories, and the difference between right and wrong. It is awkward, somehow deep, and altogether entertaining. Although Clement is more than just a one-off character in the introduction of this episode, I think it speaks to how crazy Legion is that having him be a one-off would have totally fit.


Master of None (S2) – “Thanksgiving”

By Joe

The best episode of Master of None Season 2 and the best episode of television I saw in 2017 was “Thanksgiving”, the hilarious and touching story inspired by Lena Waithe’s own coming-out story. Waithe, who also co-wrote the episode with her co-star and showrunner Aziz Ansari, delivers the best performance in the entire series as we see her character, Denise, discover and reveal her identity as a queer woman over the course of several Thanksgivings.

The episode is beautifully bookended by symmetrical shots looking down at Denise’s family (and Ansari’s Dev) at the dining room table; One of the many fantastic visual touches director Melina Matsoukas brings to the episode. Between those two shots, we see that symmetry crack when Denise comes out to her mother (played by the brilliant Angela Bassett). Unlike the support she received from Dev, her mother is devastated at hearing that her daughter is gay. But, as much as the episode is an exploration of the cold reactions many queer people face when coming out, it also is a wonderfully hilarious (NipplesandToes23) and heartwarming story (The scene between Denise’s mother and her girlfriend in the kitchen is brilliant) of a family learning acceptance. With “Thanksgiving”, Waithe and Ansari gave us an incredible story of symmetry and love being restored, something that I think was much needed in our current times.

CB Podcast Ep. 61 – Top Ten Films of 2016

“The bros take one last look back at 2016 with our top ten films of the year and hand out some awards for other great aspects of film last year.”

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  • Cinema Bros Top 10s
    • Jake
      1. Silence
      2. Arrival
      3. Moonlight
      4. Hunt for the Wilderpeople
      5. Hell or High Water
      6. Fences
      7. Manchester by the Sea
      8. Moana
      9. The Witch
      10. Nocturnal Animals
    • Sam
      1. Hunt for the Wilderpeople
      2. Moana
      3. La La Land
      4. Arrival
      5. Fences
      6. Sing Street
      7. Captain Fantastic
      8. Hell or High Water
      9. The Nice Guys
      10. Zootopia
    • Joe
      1. Moonlight
      2. Arrival
      3. Hell or High Water
      4. Silence
      5. American Honey
      6. La La Land
      7. Hunt for the Wilderpeople
      8. Captain Fantastic
      9. Jackie
      10. Edge of Seventeen

Best Dialogue of 2016

Dialogue is probably one of the most important parts of a film. You can have incredible cinematography, great music, wonderful acting and a great story, but if the things that your characters are saying don’t seem believable or don’t make sense, it doesn’t matter. Good films have dialogue that seems like something a real person may say (or at least makes you suspend your disbelief). Great films have dialogue that you remember, whether because it is funny, moving or profound.

Below, is the Cinema Bros’ top 12 bits of dialogue in 2016 films. Last year was a great year in screenwriting, so hear is our ode to the best bits of that:


12.   Hail Caesar!

Screenwriters: Joel & Ethan Cohen

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— Jake —

The Coen brothers are gifted screenwriters and Hail Caesar! showcases them at the top of their game. This exchange is only the beginning of a masterfully written scene in which Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin), studio head for Capitol Pictures, seeks to bend the ears of four holy men on the portrayal of Jesus Christ in an upcoming biblical epic. Its wry humor and colloquial tone (“Does the depiction of Christ Jesus cut the mustard?”) are a hallmark of Coen films and makes Hail Caesar! another wonderful entry into their impressive filmography.

11.   The Edge of Seventeen

Screenwriter: Kelly Fremon Craig

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— Sam —

This is the one line, fairly early in the film, that made me know that the movie I was watching was going to be immensely entertaining. The main character Nadine is reminiscing about her first meeting with her best friend, Krista. Nadine’s description of Krista as a “small old man” was perfect by itself but then she tacks on the fact that her breath smelled like Sweet Tarts. The fact that she remembered exactly how her friends breath smelled shows how much Krista means to her and also makes this line even more hilarious.

10.   Deadpool

Screenwriters: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick

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— Sam —

The best part about this scene is the delivery by Ryan Reynolds. Deadpool is inside a wrecked vehicle and sticks his hands out in the air to “surrender” and the scene is played mostly through his hand gestures to a hilarious effect. Ryan Reynolds shows more character in his hands than some actors can show with their entire body. The best part about the dialogue is the “brown pants” bit. It’s basically just a subtle poop joke and the way that the villains don’t seem to understand it makes for an extremely funny scene.

9.   Jackie

Screenwriter: Noah Oppenheim

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— Joe —

The entire screenplay to Jackie is like a masterclass in writing for film, which is impressive considering it is only Oppenheim’s third screenplay. But, this line in particular is what sealed the deal on the film’s greatness for me. As Jackie (Natalie Portman) speaks to a priest about the traumatic events she just endured, this line comes as a perfect summation of what she has been trying to accomplish throughout the film in securing her husbands legacy, a sad realization that her life with John was never meant to last and a poignant expression of modern myth-making and celebrity. The complexities of this one exchange perfectly mirror the complexities of the film as a whole.

8.   The Nice Guys

Screenwriters: Shane Black, Anthony Bagarozzi

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— Sam —

This hilarious bit of dialogue comes when the main character, Holland March (Ryan Gosling), takes his daughter and her friend to a bowling alley. Surrounded by screaming girls, he yells “Jesus Christ” and is promptly scolded for it by his daughter’s Christian friend. The exchange is hilarious due to the fact that it takes a common expression and completely subverts it. Holland’s response is completely unexpected on a first viewing. This is one of the best parts if this bit of dialogue and the script in general.

7.   Sing Street

Screenwriter: John Carney

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— Joe —

Even though the main thrust of Sing Street is a young man forming a band to impress a girl, another important aspect of the film is relationships between men. You have the relationship between the main character, Connor (Ferdia Walsh-Peelo), and his band mates, the relationship with his father and the relationship with his older brother Brendan (Jack Reynor). This last relationship is one of the most important relationships in the film and is largely comedic, but this bit of dialogue is the moment it takes a turn into the dramatic.

As Brendan realizes that his dreams have slipped away from him and his brother is grabbing those same dreams by the horns, he lets loose one of most heartbreaking monologues I heard last year. As a man with two older brothers, it made me think of the debts I owe both of them for allowing me to move in their “jet stream.” This, combined with the absolutely brilliant delivery by Jack Reynor made this one of the most emotional scenes I saw last year.

“Hell or High Water” Review – A Modern Masterpiece on the Dying American Dream

By Jacob Wampfler

As I sit here listening to the score for Hell or High Water, there is something eerily uncomfortable yet familiar about this beautiful film.  Set in rural West Texas and focusing on two bank-robbing brothers, this is a story of those who have lost out on the proverbial and increasingly illusive American dream.  It is a showcase for the ferocious love that is established by blood, but also displays the darkness of which we are capable in the name of that same love.

There are two major elements in play that make this film, quite frankly, a modern masterpiece.  The camera and script work in a perfect union.  Together, they create what can only be described as some of the most beautiful and rugged artwork I have witnessed in recent memory.  If not for stark reality, I would almost say some shots were too blatant: “for sale” signs, realty company billboards, closed businesses, bars on windows and chains on door handles.  However, these shots aren’t as blatant as they are intentional.  This is the rural and small-town America that this nation’s people have come to know.  As such, this film is all-too familiar.  My parents owned one of those businesses that had to close its doors.  I saw the “for sale” sign go up.  I sat next to them as they mourned the loss of their dreams.  And if robbing a bank would have helped them, I can’t truly say that option would have been off the table.

Taylor Sheridan’s script for this film is simply one of the best I have ever heard acted and spoken aloud.  I’m still trying to wrap my mind around how this character actor, best known for his portrayal of Deputy Chief of Police David Hale in Sons of Anarchy, has ascended to his current status as one of the best screenwriters in Hollywood.  His previous work with Sicario hinted at greatness.  Following Hell or High Water, there is no question that Sheridan is legitimately an upper echelon player today.  Perhaps my favorite line in the whole film, spoken by Jeff Bridges, epitomizes that greatness.  While conducting an investigation in a bank, Ranger Marcus Hamilton (Bridges) sees a man wearing a business suit.  “That looks like a man who could foreclose on a house!” Marcus exclaims as he hurries over to talk to the banker.  This script is pure gold, and Sheridan needs recognition for his poignant work on Hell or High Water.

Director David Mackenzie brings everything together, including the four stand-out lead actors and a heart-wrenching score by Nick Cave and Warren Ellis.  Chris Pine is the best he’s ever been in this film, and Ben Foster displays a powerhouse performance and an embodiment of vicious brotherly love.  Honestly, Foster deserves awards attention for this performance but will likely get crowded out of any supporting actor nods.  Likewise, the relationship between Marcus and Gil Birmingham’s Alberto Parker brings a welcome measure of levity to the film, while also serving as a foil for Toby and Tanner (Pine and Foster).  The bank-robbing brothers and lawmen are two sides of the same coin, and the film portrays them as such without spoon-feeding the viewer any easy answers.

In the vein of Jeff Nichols’ work with Shotgun Stories, Take Shelter, and Mud, filmmakers would be wise to take Hell or High Water very seriously.  These are the original stories that need to be told about the people of this country.  These Steinbeckian tales are real ones.  They are about real people with real struggles and real dreams.  And often, the reality of our world is too much to bear alone.  To quote another Jeff Bridges film, (Crazy Heart) “This ain’t no place for the weary kind.”  Films like this one shed light on the weary – the bruised, battered, and broken – and help us realize our own darkness and need for redemption.  Hell or High Water, now more than ever, is essential and relevant filmmaking.  We need to start listening to its message.